Does anyone know how to play bass cause I have practice in like an hour!

So I voted today. Like that makes any difference. It's going to be conservative anyway but I put in my two bits. Screw you harper, Screw you! Anyway I have practice for my new band, the hornets at around 9pm. Help I still don't play bass! Can someone teach me in a couple of minutes. Had Burger king for supper. The perks of driving your dad to go vote. Free dinner! yeah me! I've been listening to the vote since 6pm. I'm so sick of it. Just shoot them all and lets pick new people or dogs! Yeah dogs would make better decisions than those politicians.